You mean ****ercream birthday cakes.

What about Twatt in New Zealand?

I think the mom had to explain why there were three hyphens on the cake. But if they had made the S a bit more swirly, Summa would look like a crudely drawn dick. That would get the point across too.

WFT, he almost looks the right age to be my dad — I’m 27.

The ends look like my hair now and the upper part looks like my hair when I haven’t dyed it in a while. But I’m German with the complexion of a milk pie.

I thought the Sk8terboi Avril died. Are we on Avril 3.0 now?

My mother had me at 38 after many fertility issues (my dad and her had been married for 13 years at that point). I think that has kept any comments about children away so far.

I read in an interview that the song is about a couple he’s friends with, but their pregnancy ended in a miscarriage.

I read in an interview that the song is about a couple he’s friends with, but the pregnancy ended in a miscarriage.

My garden is full of moss. It’s soft and I don’t have to mow it. My neighbours always try to get rid of theirs.

It happens with all the images and videos, gifs are fine for some reason, even the ones in the article.

Since a couple of days all the embedded pictures and videos are cut in half for me. I can see the upper half, but the lower half is missing. Does anyone know what’s going on here?

The North was under control of the Angles, not the Saxons. If there was a Nossex it would most likely be Mercia.

At my university is a guy who wears one every day, come sun rain or snow.

They were at the opening ceremony for a new tea salon.

I have the theory that they wear crazy hats at the races to scare the horses into running faster.

She probably gave him some kind of barbiturate or he was still asleep (it happened in the morning).

I loved how halfway through his sermon he went ‘I know you two want to get married but let me say this real quick...’.

Like a weird twist on an everlasting gobstopper?

a lot of young women