The ends look like my hair now and the upper part looks like my hair when I haven’t dyed it in a while. But I’m German with the complexion of a milk pie.

I thought the Sk8terboi Avril died. Are we on Avril 3.0 now?

My mother had me at 38 after many fertility issues (my dad and her had been married for 13 years at that point). I think that has kept any comments about children away so far.

I read in an interview that the song is about a couple he’s friends with, but their pregnancy ended in a miscarriage.

I read in an interview that the song is about a couple he’s friends with, but the pregnancy ended in a miscarriage.

It happens with all the images and videos, gifs are fine for some reason, even the ones in the article.

Since a couple of days all the embedded pictures and videos are cut in half for me. I can see the upper half, but the lower half is missing. Does anyone know what’s going on here?

The North was under control of the Angles, not the Saxons. If there was a Nossex it would most likely be Mercia.

At my university is a guy who wears one every day, come sun rain or snow.

They were at the opening ceremony for a new tea salon.

I have the theory that they wear crazy hats at the races to scare the horses into running faster.

She probably gave him some kind of barbiturate or he was still asleep (it happened in the morning).

I loved how halfway through his sermon he went ‘I know you two want to get married but let me say this real quick...’.

Like a weird twist on an everlasting gobstopper?

a lot of young women

My highschool was housed in a medieval castle (I live in Germany) complete with a moat and portcullis. When the topic of possible shootings came up they actually considered using those. They never had to, thankfully.

If everyone is crowded around the same single entrance/exit, the next shooter just has to aim at the crowd. The ensuing panic and lack of space would do the rest.

I’m not sure if we need temperature, but lots of pressure would be good.

I heard about it on the radio here in Germany. You should have heard the tone of the announcer when said ‘there has once again been a shooting at a US highschool’.

Nope, I’m in Hessen. The castle belonged to a Graf/count in the 900s.