My grandfather always had women’s bicycles. For one, he was always a rather short guy and later in life he couldn’t lift his legs enough to get on another type of bike. He was still the fastest. :)

I have a toaster from the 60s. It still works perfectly and no other toaster so far has managed to produce the same level of golden crispiness. I had some other toasters over the years that some well-meaning people gave me to replace ‘that old thing’, but he outlived them all.

She used to have big implants and the fact that she is very skinny made them stand out even more. She got them removed some years ago.

I’m waiting for the episode where Robert senior suddenly appears in the shower.

I’m not very fond of babies (babies, not kids in general) and that video made me emotional.

Kylie Minogue is, sadly, infertile since she had had cancer.

I’m German and I grew up near some US army facilities. For some weird part of my childhood (under 5) I thought all Americans were soldiers (they were at that point the only Americans I had ever met) and when they were in full uniform and armed they terrified me. I think part of it was also the fact that I couldn’t…

Btw, ICE is the fastest train category of the German railway. German trains are notoriously late or dirty. Overall it’s just a great fit.

I’ve had snow the whole weekend and rain the rest of the week, but I live in Germany. Is there a way to pack up weather and get it through customs?

Some people are better at expressing their love through actions rather than through words. Does she show affection in other ways?

I’ve been this way since I was a kid too. I was dragged to several different psychologists who told my disappointed parents that I’m ‘healthy’ (or at least that there is nothing that could change my personality). I don’t need much human interaction because it drains me so much and I get easily annoyed if someone…

But having other people in the car, most of all children, is one of the main distractions for drivers.

Have they ever heard a married couple arguing in a car? Their awareness that they are in a moving vehicle goes completely out of the window.

The women in my family have been unable to breastfeed for several generations either because they didn’t produce milk or because the baby couldn’t digest the milk. My family would have died out long ago, if there weren’t any supplements.

We might reach a point where some dystopias will turn into utopias in comparison.

You forgot the ones that realize that their gas tank is on the other side, drive a half cirle to the other side of the pump and wonder why it’s still on the wrong side.

My mother refuses to read the manual for her car. She drives all the way to the garage for something like changing the saved settings on the radio or accidentally turning the parking assistant off. Her driving abilities aren’t quite as bad.

I’ve seen many bad reviews for furniture items because people were too dumb or lazy to use the right tools for assembly. Of course a butter knife won’t give you the same results as a proper screwdriver or glueing stuff together instead of using a hammer and the provided nails. When I leave reviews on furniture I…

Too many buttons? My washig machine has more buttons than the pot in the video.

I only ever found nudes of my mom hidden in one of my dad’s books, but they weren’t very explicit. She was just standing and sitting on a beach (we live in Europe, that’s pretty normal here). Nothing I’ve never seen in our bathroom.