She’s one of those people whose age I could never guess, just based on her styling. Her looks vary between someone half my age (26/13) and someone 10 years older than me. Before I knew who she was I thought she was around my age.

To be fair, there are many ads for personal care products that don’t show the body part it’s used for.

Retaliating by pulling out a pair of newly bought egg scissors and staring him blank in the eyes has also proven to be effective.

Did your gran have 6 Welsh ex-husbands?

I got my name because when my mother was at the ob/gyn there was another woman with a small child who had that name.

Mercedes was, and still is in some countries, a regular name. It was the name of Jellinek’s daughter, he was a racing driver and named a new model after her. The name became so popular that it somehow became the company name.

If you read it, those are only inspired by seafood and are made to look like it. The ‘tuna’ is raspberry, the ‘sea urchin’ is melon+mascarpone and the ‘egg’ is pudding flavoured.

Never buy a woman a birthday or holiday gift that plugs in.

Look at the publishing date. ;)

Look at the date the article on tokyoweekender was published.

The last I heard of Jessica was in nursing school. I don’t remember if it was her account or from another student, but there were pictures of her in a dorm with her friends there. Out of all the kids she seems to be doing the best so far.

Who runs Liz Tayler’s twitter account? Or has the afterlife incredible wifi?

That’s probably the reason they never had sex, vampire morals and the fear of a weird CGI baby.

With their new album ‘immaculate collection’.

Wasn’t there a rumor that she was in hospital for something?

Isn’t that how wetnurses used to work?

Mae West?

I had this from Kotaku in mind. (It’s the one with the ghost obviously, in case it refuses to load again.)

I keep most of my jewellery and makeup in empty Rocher containers.

Maybe it has a large basement like the Fritzl house?