If their facebook pictures are anything to go by, then their oldest child is a son. But 10 out of 13 are girls, so there is still ample chance.

Given that my sex-ed in the early 2000s used educational tapes from the 70s and some from the 80s, they’ll include that in roughly 30 years.

He also looks an awful lot like young Stalin. Both are good-looking, but I’d have major issues with their personalities.

Wasn’t being tall one of the Arian ideals? That’s the only explanation I have.

I think any tattoo of a person/face would distract me in that situation. I knew (not dated) a guy who had a giant tattoo of his mother on his chest. I couldn’t do it under her watchful eyes.

Clumsy flirting/gallantry is the guy who tried to hold open the door for me and then ran face-first into said door (it was pull not push). None of the stories I heard in this context so far would fit into either of those categories.

She also likes to point out that she is the tallest person to marry into the family since Philip.

So in a way royalty is like the Eurovision song contest. It doesn’t matter where you’re actually from as long as a country allows you to represent them (see Celine Dion).

I AM German, I’ll vouch for that.

In Germany that name would be unable to fit into any official form.

I know that feeling. And according to my piercer I also have small ears in addition.

I have a pair of Spanx that I’ve had for years. They are the only pair that are long enough in the legs and waist, but also my most expensive tights.

I sometimes wear headphones that aren’t even attached to anything. It’s a great deterrent.

You only need to trim your hair if it is damaged. I trim my hair maybe twice a year. People are always astonished about the length. ‘How did you get your hair so long?!!?’ ‘I simply don’t cut it!??!’ Unless you have some kind of ongoing issue with your hair (breakage, hair-loss etc), letting it grow requires little to…

Until the 60s (maybe 70s), if you didn’t hang up your phone properly in Germany, the other person couldn’t use their phone. As soon as they picked up the receiver it would instantly reconnect to your phone. This was a popular trope in crime novels or shows. One member of a criminal gang calls the victim to block…

He has no reigning power, he is a prince in title only. He is basically from a rich family that has a famous name.

Nope, it had the power to melt plastic and had weird plastic goop in it.

That’s actually what some old German towns look like.

My theory is that the Jezebel office is hidden somewhere under her livingroom.

There are in-shower moisturizers or even combinations of shower gel and body lotion. Those really helped me.