According to google Bruno and Cardi b are the same height. I guess he is standing somewhere behind her.

It will be even tackier after use.

H&M always wants me to buy kids’ clothes. I admit that would wear some of their stuff if it would come in my size.

For klutzes who always get bruises from running into handles and knobs I recommend the Malm series.

Where do sports teams usually buy their jerseys? Are they bought locally? Seriously, I have no idea. Chances are the jerseys were made in a factory where nobody would be able to realize what they were printing.

Ever heard of double-ended plugs?

By chance related to Ivana Bankok?

I’m the complete opposite. I’m an only child and the youngest in the family (my cousins are 15-20 years older than me). My family is so spread all over the globe that some of them don’t even know I exist.

I think you got my share of ‘loves babies’ when character traits were distributed. I usually try to leave the room (as long as that doesn’t endanger the baby in some way).

My mother is allergic to many flowers, so my dad gave her many potted plants over the years.

Btw, there were weird medieval punishments for nagging.

Depending on the books available, writing their own stories might be the solution.

One year would be a bit too short for me to make that decision. But my parents got engaged after roughly one year of knowing each other and then stayed engaged for some years to get used to the idea.

My university started giving students money for every of their paper cups that were returned to the cafeteria. There are still many of them all over campus.

I live in Germany and the nearest Starbucks is 2 hours away, which in European dimensions is like 2 states away. I’m glad I don’t like it.

Jessica Simpson is the only one so far who was able to make a quality faux leather jacket that fits my boobs and waist. That absolved her in my books.

Isn’t duplicating books illegal? At least some of my teachers got into trouble with the principal for it.

That sounds like the packages people in West-Germany could buy for relatives in the East, only worse.

“I see, these books are probably law books, and it is an essential part of the justice dispensed here that you should be condemned not only in innocence but also in ignorance.”
― Franz Kafka, The Trial