I always thought she ended her carrer because she broke her thigh in her 70s.

As an actual German I can verify that Sasha’s accent during the snatch game was on point.

I kind of like Kate’s coat, but mostly because it reminds me of my late grandpa’s blanket.

One has a nice hat, but a horrible outfit while the other one is just the other way around.

Could it be that we all just hate the fashions of our teenage years?

My mom always removed the pads and filled the space with her actual shoulders.

lack of torso being covered by pants

I wish I didn’t had to wear them. I didn’t like them, my mother didn’t like me wearing them (I was 16 in 2007), but it was all that the shops had. I’m tall and low rise jeans don’t cover my crack (I have a weird long butt as if height and width on a normal butt were switched). I love catching up on things that I…

My mind went to weird socks from his clothing line, probably beige and made of leather and/or fur. Maybe a sock collab with Rob.

Gift has been a verb for 400 years. It is real. It is not new.

That reminds me of my parents. My dad has weird nosebleeds sometimes that don’t stop (he already had surgery to make it better but it still happens, it just made him lose his sense of smell). One time my mom took him to a doctor to make it stop. The doctor and the nurses were afraid that he might pass out and secured…

We have only around 5000 people, many things that would work in bigger cities would simply be inefficient in our tiny town.

And if you had a TARDIS, why’d you want to go to Montana of all places?

‘Clark, is your house on fire?’

Sometimes I love that my little town is a bit behind in technical standards (we have at least one working pay phone). We still have the oldschool metres and if I’m not home for a reading I can just call and tell them over the phone. I offered to send a picture, but they said that wasn’t neccessary.

That friend is also German and so am I. We have a lot of weird old folk remedies. I only heard of rubbing a onion on insect bites to stop the itching (it doesn’t work) and eating a raw onion when you have a cold or a sore throat (that kind of works, it’s no cure but at least it helps remove mucus).

I have scars on my eardrums from an ear infection many years ago, but I no longer remember that I had one. I was either a very very young child or it just knocked me out completely.

Weirdly enough a friends favourite remedy against ear infections is shoving a cotton ball soaked in rubbing alcohol into her ear. I don’t know if it does anything, but for her it seems to have a placebo effect at least.

Imagine if you had to explain Christmas to aliens, simply based on sweaters or other merchandise.

It’s Princess Pushy von Twat.