I love looking at pictures of extravagant cosmetic applications, but can’t myself draw within lines

Well, Hedy Lamarr was also a Hollywood actress. Who says you can’t do both?

Try British brands like Curvy Kate, Panache or Bravissimo. They have much more choices when it comes to bands and cups (and the colours, oh the colours), but keep in mind that their sizing system is a bit different.

The worst part of summer is when your pit stains and your tit stains meet in one sweaty mess.

You forgot ‘hat most likely to traumatize a racing horse’.

Whatever works for you. But I, sadly, know many parents who aren’t tech-savy and don’t know how to teach their kid to use a smartphone responsibly (or don’t want to put in the effort). I had much freedom concerning my mobile phone and the internet because my dad knew how they worked and knew how to teach me to use…

I have heard good things about this. I haven’t tried it myself, but I do love their bras. It’s from the clothing line of a UK lingery brand.

Oh yes, the boobs hiding in your armpits problem.

I’m surprised they didn’t also emphasize that the suicide didn’t take place during school hours.

Tweens are, sadly, the main demographic of musical.ly. It’s initial purpose was to be a learning tool before it became the cesspit it is now.

In cases where a child needs to be able to call or text in an emergency basic non-smartphones are best. All the functions that are usually used for mischief don’t work on them.

I wanted to make a pun featuring the word ‘bogan’, but I’m too angry right now.

My school only cared if something of value was stolen (like a debit card) or someone almost got killed on school grounds (someone cut someone’s brake hose) because then the police got involved. Both examples I mentioned happened to and were done by classmates of mine. Of course the one who stole the debit card got a…

I wish I had known your parents during my school days. My parents’ idea of dealing with bullies was “try to befriend them, they can’t be that mean”. No, they were that mean. Among other things they tried to cut off my hair and threatened to kill my cat. One of them actually pretended to befriend me, so that she could…

My dad (hetero) got a lot of male attention during his hippie phase in the 60s/70s when he had long hair. Looking at old pictures he looks just like any generic dude during that time.

In Germany husbands could forbid their wife to work until 1977, which is coincidentally the year my parents got married.

When was this? Unusual lipstick colours are everywhere now. How could they think this was a bad idea?

Do we know how old her dogs are? Maybe the other one is too old to move or has other health issues.

Black Friday doesn’t really exist where I live, but my parents had their 40th wedding anniversary. My dad recently had a operation on his leg, so going out was not an option. We had the most fun playing ‘Operation’ of all things.

This reminds me of a story a (very) old lady told me. The first time they had a big family reunion was when WW1 started. The second time they had a big family reunion was the day Germany invaded Poland. They stopped having family reunions after that, just to be safe.