I’m surprised nobody has turned that into an instagram filter yet.

If we’re talking about selfie photography it’s this one.

He is at shoulder height next to Kim Kardashian AND Grace Jones?

It reminds me of someone I know.

She’s going to find stray hairs for days.

To come unto the Lord.

She’ll find long blond hairs in her crack for days, I speak from experience.

My mother was a housewife until I turned 15, but otherwise I grew up like your husband. More time and/or money doesn’t always equal better food or cooking skills.

Or maybe their parents weren’t good at preparing vegetables and grew up believing they all taste horrible.

The US even has a frozen pizza institute.

Red lentils are one of my staples. It’s so easy to make soup with them.

The taste is not so much the veggies’ fault as that of the people who have no idea how to cook properly. My mother has the weird talent to make anything taste horrible or to remove every last ounze of flavour from it. She also managed to liquify broccoli.

In Holland.

That’s nothing compared to this antique fountain. It’s in an old spa that was built for European aristocrats.

My apartment used to have the shower right in the middle. There was only one door, which led to a tiny hallway, so you couldn’t even air it properly. I’m glad they changed that.

It’s Schrödinger’s favourite holiday destination.

I once thought my mom was pregnant, but she wasn’t. Even as a little kid it was awkward.

How old are you, if you don’t mind me asking? I only know the picture calendars from stories my parents told me about their childhoods in the 50s. My friends and I grew up with the chocolate ones.

You should watch Ashens’ reviews of advent calendars.