I’m not the one who that letter. But if the children are used to the mother’s antics, they are likely already traumatized.

No, German mixed with a bit of Polish and Czech.

That’s not the weirdest family constellation I’ve ever encountered. I went to school with a set of twins. Those twins had a much older sister. Many years prior that sister had been engaged to a guy. That guy had an affair with her mother. He got the mother pregnant, broke off the engagement with the sister and married…

I think I have made me several enemies by my general disinterest in babies/children.

Or make sure to move away without telling the shitty family members to where exactly. Bonus points if this involves several different continents. It’s a tried and tested method in my family. So far we managed to spread between Germany, the US, Australia, South Africa, Austria and the United Arab Emirates.

Which is a weird idea if you look at really old family pictures. In many pictures of large oldtimey families you can see women with a baby and two or three other children of breastfeeding age.

I’m not sure if it’s because of my family’s history, but I don’t find the bouncer idea weird at all. There was a family wedding where one family member demanded (it wasn’t a request, it was an order she fully expected to be followed) that the groom should uninvite his own mother because she didn’t like her. That…

There is a recommended period of 18 months between pregnancies (the shorter the time between pregnancies the higher the risk of premature birth), but that doesn’t mean it’s impossible to get pregnant earlier. Many people actually have accidental pregnancies shortly (a few weeks) after a birth because they think they…

At least none of these pranks involved a Desert Eagle.

According to Dante they have a whole division of the 9th circle of hell for themselves.

Every year around Easter a shop would set up a giant bunny statue in their window. Whenever we passed the store my grandma would stop and look at it with me. She told me that this was the real Easter bunny, but he couldn’t move when someone was looking at him (a bit like a weeping angel I just realized). After that…

Ther actually is a word for it, a superfluity of nuns.

One of my grandaunts was a Protestant nun. She also worked at a hospital and couldn’t stand her retirement. After a while she moved in with her widowed sister to ‘take care of her’. I was still very young when they both died, but people say they were a riot. Imagine a combination of Miss Marple and Father Brown.

Sometimes ideas fail because they were invented at the wrong time and become a success decades later. But I’m sceptical of this one.

Idk, honestly.

I don’t mind ridiculous armour as long as it’s available for men and women.

Maybe it’s like Ranma 1/2?

Just today I saw official unicorn Froot Loops!

Thumbelina or giant are just difficult to turn into a look. They look like regular humans, only much smaller/taller. How are we supposed to turn that into a look? Surround us with people who are much smaller/taller than ourself, so we look short/tall in comparison?

He will simply reappear at th end of the contest and destroy it all, making all of our votes meaningless insignificances.