nostalgic4thecta
nostalgic4thecta
nostalgic4thecta

I’d watch this, but only to be caught up for the inevitable crossover sequel, Nightbitch vs. Bitch Hunter.

I wonder if this is the worst take we'll see in the comments. It's a strong contender

they’re probably too busy starving to hop on a podcast and talk about it

I think most people can figure out why one might hold the UN member, proud democracy and recipient of billions of dollars in US aid to a different standard than an anti-democratic terror group that rejects all rules of decency and humanity and gets no military or diplomatic support from the international community,

Genocide step 1: dehumanize your target.

Agreed. I absolutely get why he is upset about being included when he asked not to be, but before I clicked I was worried that he would be implicated in some way, and every indication from everything I’ve ever read are that he’s a good dude and I thought that illusion would be smashed. But sounds like he just helped

Elba’s age at this point is another thing going against him, frankly.

Which was obviously the knock on Craig.  I didn’t have a problem with his brawler’s take on the character but it was definitely a departure from what I was accustomed.

The greatest living guitarist? Julian Lage would like a word.

No, who's Silver Surfer? 

Hearing him on the occasional commercial doesn’t count as listening.

I love Garner. I am ambivalent about the Surfer. I am also not sure they really need to be dragging yet MORE fucking Marvel nonsense into this attempted reboot of a reboot of a title. FFS, can we just get an establishment movie made and not synergy blast all over the fucking thing?

I know! Who but Guitar Center tech dorks ever listened to Joe Satriani?

It’s wrong!

PTSD seems to get thrown around an awful lot these days. It is absolutely a real thing and can be utterly devastating, long-term, to those who suffer from it. “I had PTSD for two weeks” after making this film because “I felt empty inside” is not PTSD. 

Let me spoil it for everyone: the moral is that it never mattered what side anyone was on because violence is always wrong and everyone should just hug out their differences.

They’re still plugging along, but it’s the vaguely soulless Conde Nast version of the last few years. 

I remember another famous review on another media site.  It was 2011 and we hadn’t yet known about that sweet laurel canyon sound. 

I’m not accusing the Wachowskis of not crediting their inspirations. They were real ones.

I mean, it’s only weird inasmuch as people acted like movies like John Wick (and the Matrix) just appeared fully formed out of nowhere rather than repackaging ideas from (mostly) Hong Kong action flicks.