It’s like when door-to-door salesmen sell vacuum cleaners. Gotta spill a little dirt on the people’s rug so they can see how well it works. 

Best Baldwin, Spanish Megan, and their 10 proofs of functioning old sperm does sound like a fairly juicy set up for a reality show.

“...made our host cry and the rest of our brunch diners uncomfortable.”

Dude threw a tantrum over BRUNCH? Come on! Even the best brunch isn’t worth getting bent out of shape over. This restaurant is right by Little Italy in Toronto. Go get a cannoli somewhere and have a little think about your big morning emotions, ya d…

Em should have thought ahead and wrote a hit song about an alcohol drink with a short enough title to fit on a variety of bottles and cans.

“What makes a AAA doc conceptually?”

Famous and expensive subject and filmmaker. I assume they’re borrowing the designation from video games where all it ever means is “The studio/developer spent a whole lot of money on this.” 

Between the Defunctland videos and Brian Jay Jones’s Henson biography, I’m not sure there’s any more Jim Henson information to convey that isn’t already well-trod territory. 

Shoes on the bed!? What the hell is wrong with this guy?

I don’t know why anyone would clamour to be in the RNR Hall Of Fame. Any voting body that would honor Eric Clapton three times and The Slits zero times seems like a complete waste of time. What’s the value of being placed among a group of loudly lauded mediocrity? It’s validation that music is popular enough to be…

They’re fine artists and her mom made an experimental musical film starring Meryl Streep and a bunch of puppets. Maybe not direct film industry nepotism, but mighty close.

Lena Dunham 

Snoop has done an amazing job of stretching 2 1/2 albums worth of good material into a decades long career in misc entertainment. 

We think Eminem’s ability to rap quickly doesn’t outweigh the repetitiveness of his songwriting. Shredding doesn’t mean shit when you can’t write a new hook or express an idea or emotion that you haven’t already beaten into the ground. 

He played Bernie Madoff in a TV miniseries on like ABC in the teens.

It’s embarrassing to admit I ever cared about either. 

What if the prop comedy is part of the fusion? 

Maybe they got divorced because he wasn’t willing to continue the lie, but no one in the media has thought to ask him about it. 

- The A.V. Club 

Gibbering idiots. 

“Pretending to be too enlightened for bullshit clickbait in the midst of vomiting out precisely said form of bullshit clickbait is,”

While having a career that is seems to be exclusively/entirely vomited bullshit clickbait. That’s the MK Carr special.

“The documents state Curry broke his fibula and tore the ankle ligament in his right leg.” Which—and we are not saying this in any kind of legally binding or accusatory way—does sound like the sort of thing we have seen happen many, many times on TV shows produced and masterminded by Johnny Knoxville.”

That’s a twatty…