In their defense, F1 can’t get their shit together with regards to almost anything.

Don’t worry, we still have Tay Zonday.

This reminds of of the rumor I heard about “The Dead Kennedys”. Evidently, when the family threatened to sue Jello Biafra, the said he would change the name of the band to “Ted’s next”.

Here is a breakdown of the Bolt engine.

Just gears?

Yes, as differentials, which would also be in place for an ICE car too.  “No transmission” will always be 100% efficient compared to “has a transmission”.

I don’t understand why you want to connect an EV up to a transmission in the first place unless your goal is to have a less efficient EV. Automatic transmissions are roughly 90% efficient and manuals are roughly 95%... which in both cases is worse than 100% of not having any transmission at all. Then put the weight…

It doesn’t not look as though she has ever used a weapon.

You should be buying with every paycheck.

Not as much as he made stripping Sears to the bone.

Mercedes didn’t steal anything.  Williams owed Mercedes money. Williams didn’t have the money. Williams gave Mercedes a sponsor instead.

I think you are underestimating the play here. It is more like Ed Lambert at Sears or Sam Zell at the Tribune company. The plan is to load up the corporation with debt, making yourself the first-in-line creditor for the most valuable assets.

Why? What is cash going to do for you other than lose value due to inflation?

Sweet!  I can use it to charge my Bolt!

95% of my usage of the DVR is to not hear Dennis Leary screaming at me about Ford Trucks.

How much bondo would it take to fill in the “F-150” on the tailgate?

What you are rightly describing is the single best ISSUE of The Onion, an issue I still own a physical copy of because you are correct.... it is fantastic. Jason is talking about ONN, the Onion News Network.... of which the Sony Stupid Box thing is the greatest story ever, don’t believe these other people.

Just ask one of your friends with a truck if they wouldn’t mind letting you borrow it when you need it. They will be happy to help you out.

The Biden ONN bit was my second favorite ever, after the king of all ONN bits.... “Sony Introduces a stupid piece of shit that doesn’t do the goddamn thing it’s supposed to do”.

I saw this same ad. My first thought was “I must have forgotten to turn on the VPN before my last trip to Pornhub”. I guess there is another explaination.