I feel that

Anyone play Two Dots?

Did you ever have a proper roast of Draper? I feel like he just slunk away without a good ribbing.

Do you wipe with your non-dominant hand or are you a nauseating excuse for a human?

Pulled chicken or pulled pork?

Venomous!

/pedantry

*reads headline*

“...Jarvis would never, ever do anything to harm me or anyone else.”

“...Jarvis would never, ever do anything to harm me or anyone else.”

the new season of Shark Tank is REALLY fucking weird

breaking: Josh Jackson diagnosed with career-threatening disorderly conduct

nice to see that Slack Law is still being observed

Well what are we supposed to call it... a tennis lawn?

... are the seams on that baseball green...?

straight down the middle, bruh

Anyone into the Hard Times?

What percentage of the current staff would you say went to journalism school?

Do you love raw oysters or are you wrong?

Not a question, but Emma does an awesome job on your weekend coverage.