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City with the best public transit system? Worst?

Is there a reason that the Deadspin logo uses ESPN-like font and contains the letters “ESPN” in order?

stick to sprouts

Do you have a favorite palindrome?

What should I be for Halloween?

There’s gotta be enough Kaep-related material for a Dead Letters post, right?

Favorite Onion headline?

Is Ashley getting a Pulitzer nom for her iOS10 coverage or what?

stick to sprouts

Is there a reason that the Deadspin logo uses ESPN-like font and contains the letters “ESPN” in order? Coincidence? Illuminati?

Damn.

Are you ever astonished by how fast some of your starred commenters come up with super witty responses? I’m astonished. Like, who are these people?!

Is there a reason that the Deadspin logo uses ESPN-like font and contains the letters “ESPN” in order? Coincidence? Illuminati?

What location has your ideal climate?

Double Stuf Oreos have just too much stuff

How should I code my timesheet for all the time I spend on yer dang website

bruhghazi

Fibbin’ Feigen Feigns, Flees

This, kids, is why you never Conger-gate outside a Lochte door.

....did you just say “no brakes?”