We need a hardline stance on Joe Jackson or all 1920 era baseball players think they could throw the World Series.

or

I graduated from UGA. I was in a religion class about 15 years ago (wow, now I feel very old!) there was a girl who—-I kid you not and there are other people who were there who remember it, too—during our discussion on Liberation theology, lectured the professor and the class about how the KKK was just a fraternal…

"In no way do hoop skirts have any relation to racial intolerance...."

I bet you won't believe that I don't watch movie trailers either?

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.