Keep using terms like “binaries” and “engine reversion,” you clearly are an expert on game development.

Cry more. Meanwhile, everyone else will be enjoying an amazing game.

I’m a firm believer that every bad thing that happens to him in his life will be a direct result of how he is wearing his hair these days.

My ex-girlfriend made pasta and was grating what she thought was parmesan cheese on top. It was only after we started to eat the pasta did we learn that she had grated white chocolate leftover from Easter. The fact that this block of “cheese” was in the shape of a headless rabbit apparently escaped her notice.

Once at my cousin’s wedding, after a few beers during the cocktail hour, I made my way over to a bowl of what I thought were Wasabi peanuts. After popping a couple in my mouth, I realized it was a bowl for Olive pits. Awesome. Killed all the germs with copious amounts of alcohol.

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Not long after my wife and I got married, I found myself alone in the apartment with no food except for the remains of weeks-old birthday cake. I sat in the dark watching TV and ate it, and was surprised at how moist it still was after all that time. The wife came home from work after a while and turned on the lights,…

I was about 10 years old and was at a friend’s house. He was playing in the basement, and I was upstairs for some reason. I opened the fridge, looking for a snack to sneak. There it was, a jar of vanilla cake frosting, about half-empty! I grabbed a spoon and took a huge bite.

My older brother (we were both teens) once reheated and ate a two-cup microwaveable container of what he thought was mashed potatoes and gravy, only to discover afterward that it was just gravy. He had diarrhea for several days and I laughed at him. It’s not as funny now that I see it written.

Seriously. Let it go. Everything will be okay.

just saw this early this morning, actually, and it made me have a lot of feelings. it’s a difficult case because when you think of things from the perspective of neesmith, the guardian for one of the girls the boys were visiting, it’s easy to empathize, especially if you consider the ways in which southern fatherhood,…

Named after Shakespeare’s young lovers, “Romeo and Juliet” exceptions are intended to prevent serious criminal charges against teenagers who engage in consensual sex with others close to their own age. Statutory rape is punished less severely in Georgia when:

No dice. I would love a little blood sugar sext magik but my partner is a literal dude with an impaired romantic imagination. The few times I’ve tried, with innocuous but hopefully leading messages like “I wish you were in my bed right now,” I get matter of fact responses like “too bad we live so far apart.” :/

This article had me up until it said ‘James Corden’.

You know what this guy and Ronaldo share in common? A strikers finish.

when do i get to host a tv show

Fuck yeah Brother!!