Luckily, the Ninja Foodi Grill has a skillet pan, so I’ve already have had the pleasure. The eggs end up being creamy/crispy perfection.

Imagine how successful America would be if racist white people didn’t have so much leisure time as to worry about black braids in their high schools. Bantu knots must be like Kryptonite.

Nah. It was annoying as hell.

Ah, the always rewarding “it’ll make sense if you just wait for another hour of explanation” trope. Gosh, I just feel so dumb for not being patient enough for the stupid to make sense in the end.

I really wanna avoid joining in on this generalization but the absolute weirdos on both sides of my family just happen to be JWs.

Everything is a terrible movie. Walked out after an hour, only the second time I’ve ever done that. I was rooting for everyone and everything about that movie, but I couldn’t fake it through. It is unwatchable, unless nonstop exposition and narrative switches that don’t make sense is your jam.

Reese was a pioneer:

No, that didn’t happen. Can’t imagine where you got that from.

If by “over” you mean “normalized and expanded”, then yes.

That’s some weak ass sauce, Willy. No one asked to know about August.

Slapping Chris Rock because you can’t slap August Alsina. Sigh.

We must protect the white fee fees!

No one knows how to not piss off a cop while Black.

Got that in my fridge right now. Real ones know.

I live in an apartment building, so I have to rely on local charging stations for my EV. Luckily the casinos around here has plenty of them, so I can easily find spots outside their prime hours. Some chargers are always down, some are always ICE’d, some never have a soul in them.

There’s always time for racism.

Denny’s is for after the club or after being dragged to church. That’s it.

Ain’t no way Prince would have done it without Michael having such a legendary performance.

You’re saying that OW’s opinion of an empathetic Dave is invalid but yours is definitely not and that’s that? Interesting privilege.

Or, none of that imagined shit.