Silence is golden, idiot.

I swallowed a mosquito when I was a tween. It happened when I came up for air while swimming. Gasp and gulp. It was a retched feeling.

Maybe read beyond the headline.

Or, the only reason he’s named in the suits is BECAUSE he said something. Maybe leave the Fallon hate aside on this one.

Separated shoulders?

Now that’s a sticky wicket.

I have a used 2012 Ford Focus Electric with the same mileage range. I use it exclusively for a side gig and local runs. Not having to pay for gas makes my profit much higher than when I had a ICE car before this, allowing me to work less hours for my goals. I think I’m in that one-in-a-too-damn-many situations where a…

They don’t say what CRT is on purpose, so they can say anything is it. Their cult is already making up lies about finding CRT in schools. 

I’m just gonna binge them when P-Valley drops as well.

“your audio is monitored by our AI-powered technology”

Perhaps it’ll always be lame to criticize a website while using it.

Minorities have had to work all the shit jobs that would cover us in a mixture of filth and sweat, demanding a daily bath. Minority kids aren’t much different, having less access to air conditioned activities growing up, usually having just the “outside” as a playground.

I’ve been air frying frozen nibblers to great effect. Is this maize blasphemy?

Lil Nas X is going the Madonna route. I respect the hustle if not the talent.

That Lil Nas X screencap is HILARIOUS.

Man do I wish I could hug her neck.

The GOP is obsessed with their greatest misses. It’s like they can’t believe their rhetoric isn’t working and just keep beating every dead horse available.

Mustard should go next to the cheese, mang.