Ah, the ol’ “cast the first stone” defense. Just as ancient as the verse.

My wife has been doing this our entire relationship (25 years). My teeth just had to get stronger or none for me.

Here’s how my black self has a convo about Philly:

That hill definitely didn’t need a corpse on it, but here you are.

Nichols after viewing:

Casual racism is, surprisingly, still racism.

Y’all... put a little something on Jalopnik’s books. They strugglin’.

The Jawns Are Alright

And of course the child is beautiful.

It’s the same reason dog food keeps getting the “inner wolf” treatment. Theatrics for bored DNA.

It’s a cookecue. A barbeout. Something else clever.

His release broke my heart more than first hearing about his wickedness.

They pop right off like a little helmet. I’ve seen some pros just hack off the tip with a cleaver. Good luck!

LOL! Basically just use a sharp knife and scrape down from the bottom of the “pop” until nothing but bone remains. Everything tightens after you cook them.

I think you’d love frenched legs. Basically a chicken pop.

I support the hell outta this idea.

Those look like a pair of Crocs had sex with a real crocodile.

Since you're throwing down the “I’m just asking questions” schtick, let me try:

LOL... yeah, as if women get carded to begin with.

Yeah but the last one is more exclusive.