Misery SOBs just bewilder me.

And these look like regular soft drinks:

Defund means more cops available for emergencies, not less.

One of these meals has a far more interesting backstory than the other.

Stay outta the splash zone. That water is nasty.

Sanctioned diversity is the only cure for a society addicted to racism. 

Uh, somebody better check with Rihanna before getting too happy about this.

When’s the last time you saw a police chase of any sort that didn’t end in an unnecessary dogpile?

Gotta catch ‘em all!

No shame. Lord knows I can’t have a dry lemon pepper wing anymore.

If it’s from Bojangles, it’s the best. One of the few things I miss about living in Fayetteville, NC is that it has Popeyes, KFC, Bojangles, Churchs, Chik-Fil-A and Zaxbys in it.

“suffered from a lack of cultural competence on the part of those treating her at IU Health North.”

Can white people stumble on the word “racial” already? It isn’t interchangeable with “racist” and will keep them from asking REALLY STUPID questions.

I’ve always been in awe of Cindy Blackman, especially the riot-style drumming she did on “Are You Gonna Go My Way”. No wonder Santana locked that up.

It’s OK to not hate Olivia Munn. I think this needs to be said.

Gasoline eats through plastic bags the way I eat through ass and... wait, what were we talking about?

Too eager, dude.

You already know the answer.