I just bought my wife a ham for her birthday. I got away with buying a woman a fucking large slab of meat for a gift. That’s how good they are.

*Hershel Walker enters the chat*

Fucking NO. There’s no amount of Michelin-starred whataboutism that could make mayo popcorn some kind of culinary bravery. And I certain don’t need to taste it to wanna throw holy water at it.

White folks should REALLY stop pretending they care about this kind of stuff as a never-ending search for a way to “both sides” racism. It’s really not that hard to just stop accepting racism around you (unless you’re a racist). That’s all you gotta do. Seeing y’all jump around like stuck pigs every time “white” is…

Who the ever-loving hell looks at Piers Morgan and goes “hold my beer”??

Uh, no. Philly is not a guarantee to get past AT ALL. Embiid and Simmons can do their best Shaq & LeBron impression on this team specifically.

Same here. Now please dismiss that pathetic troll Bill.

Found the energy vampire.

I bought an older EV from Carvana last fall. Don’t think I’ll ever do anything else again. It was easy as hell, albeit the registration was long and drawn out (COVID delays mainly but I heard that they struggled with that before the pandemic).

Pretty much. “Sorry you got you feelings hurt” nonsense.

Good lawd shut the fuck up. Literally no one is defending KD and saying bigoted shit isn’t discrimination. Fuck your fake outrage.

Or, they taste like Mongolian Death Worm larvae.

Not quite sure I know what you mean but 100% sure that I agree. After all, we’re talking ‘bout Cheez-Its.

You get a star for the best tangent ever.

Now shut up and be the piece of ass Superman was always meant to be.

I gotta get out of these comments and seek Jesus. Or at least a blunt.

Oh lawd. They were trying to recreate the 2012 OKC team and ended up with the Jail Blazers without the court cases.

Please stop feeding that troll. Better to dismiss all of it.

“Republican SpankBang”

Whiggly is a garbage troll. Pass it on.