That line killed me DEAD.

For people that swear they hate us, they sure got out of their way to find us.

Not even running away with Duane Martin made him divorce her.

Who you telling. Gentlemen Jimmy could probably still whoop some ass. That hammer swinging arm is STRONG.

HOLY SHIT. What is his finishing move??

This dude rather kiss men than women he finds unattractive. Such a weirdo.

All she had to do was recant. Sigh. Can't fuck with her still.

Child, please. Ain’t nobody admit they raped someone and not get arrested.

Which is why Kobe was immediately arrested and charged.

That’s crazy but not off brand. Reminds me of the sugar industry demonizing fat. I guess the only good plastic is one that biodegrades.

That tin goes right below the sauce packet drawer.

I can’t believe that I want to be swallowed by Godzilla.

I’m sorry. I’m horribly affected by what words actually mean. You’ll have to get someone else with your same agenda if you want some to agree that “I see why you might have thought that” is a confession.

Yes, Kobe was accused of rape. Whatever proof you have that made you decide he actually did this, please promptly submit it to the proper authorities.

You’re the one speculating, dumbass. Don’t use words you don’t understand.

Popeyes’ legendary service from hell is a testimony to just how good that damn chicken is. Following up “the sandwich” with those amazing ghost pepper wings was clearly a move inspired by the devil.

It’s always been pretend hate. 

These dudes... Besides looking EXACTLY LIKE you would imagine, don’t even know what they believe. There’s pics of them with several competing ideologies in the background.

That's quite alright. I'm painfully aware why (and it's impotent as fuck).

Netflix = Obama to stupid ass Trump supporters. As usual, they don't actually give a fuck about children.