I live in Reno where weed is legal. The tips I get for fast food is legit, especially after 10pm.

No ma’am. You’re not gonna get me to perjure myself.

Just pre-ordered one for my nurse daughter.

Those Yeezies...

Just like my wife, who has suddenly littered the bathroom with various Bath and Body Works kits.

Deadspin rejects, don’t bother me. Dismissed on sight.

Infamous first infantry, first division, fourth mission
First assignment, give ‘em that shit they been missin’
My new edition’s way bitchin’
Those that listen get addicted to my diction
Fuck rhymes, I write prescriptions for your disease
Generic raps just not potent like P’s

To pretend that butter matters? Yeah, it must be exhausting.

“I hate black people! I better go see what those black people are up to! Again! Today! Nonstop!”

I can’t stand white men that cosplay as racists or patriots.

“We voted for an idiot charlatan! Take us seriously!!” - Republicans

This idiot is going to be mentioned on ever draft bust list from now until the end of time. From an unimaginable rise to political prominence in the largest city in America to an unimaginable string of stupid decisions from day one.

Numbskull Karens and their cucks. Whew.

Yeah... NOT the greatest time to attempt a crime.

Collards sends Kale to Suplex City.

I know you’re an idiot and whatnot, but... huh?

That’s exactly what they’re going for. I used to engage them all and breath fire on each comment they made. Now I just keep them in the greys.

Dude, dismiss the nitwits. Both Opie and Derbs are just pathetic trolls.