You believed that?? C’mon, son. You need more people.

SAY IT AGAIN.

“My leg!”

Come to the snarkside.

Do you know why anyone can go buy spyware? Because there’s a market for it. They’re not all parents checking up on little Jimmy.

For a minute, yeah.

Was it just me, or did the protesters both seems stoned as hell?

Very messy. Batter then bread.

Plus, how do you respect yourself in the morning after going to a place who’s tagline is RAWRRRRR!

Do yourself a favor and try both the next time you fry chicken. Cook it in peanut oil and you might wake up the neighbors with that crunch.

In Philly, the deli you want is Koch’s:

I don’t think you fully grasp what happened here.

It’s not OK to pull a gun on someone for knocking on your door. She’s a public figure. This kind of stuff is part of the job, not sending your goon ass husband to intimidate protesters.

Millennials are Gen Y.

Not even that. Being that stunningly stupid means you can’t be trusted on anything.

Sure. Let’s monitor Americans over something that was coordinated in Afghanistan. Allah must have did it, since he’s everywhere. Right?

They’ve been running back their mistake ever since.

“I’m on to you!”