Now here comes the part where you explain how cooking meat thoroughly removes the heme flavor, explainer.

Pinky needs a Brain.

Hear hear. She seems to be growing up so lovely in many ways. Love to see it.

Don’t act like you didn’t grow up on Accent.

No pink. None. Marinades are for tough cuts.

Garlic powder, onion powder, paprika and good ol’ MSG.

“Not his fault. The boy’s the product of too much quinoa — whatever that is — and not enough wholesome, Lawry’s seasoned meats.”

The connection is that black people want our food to taste seasoned and cooked instead of raw, flavorless versions of itself. Simple enough, right?

I’m going to need Jesus just to keep up with these nonstop hissy fits.

“Think of the children!”

You’re really gonna be disappointed when you finally watch Bambi.

Deep State!

Dismiss the dumbass troll, please.

The entire world should ban us. We fuck up everything, especially elections.

Best band name ever.

Speciesism?

1 - I didn’t answer. You didn’t ask anything, dumbass.

No one cares about you or what you have to say, ever.

I just love all the “just remember” comments as if everyone doesn’t already know. Bringing it up now is just to be an asshole, not to be informative.

It’s been hours. Jeezus.