Aw, that’s sad.

I feel like he only drinks Diet Coke, and like 25 a day. Probably before bed, after brushing his permanent dental implants.

Almost every character in The Night Of, the eight-episode limited crime series that wrapped up on HBO last night, acted like a big idiot at one point or another.

So the unabated enslavement of Africans and American-born persons of African descent these last ~150 years is preferable to you over arguing with in-laws?

It’s super subtle, for sure, and was the top comment so everyone is seeing it and wondering why X many people have starred it. Once they get it they’re starring too, I guess, since obviously a shitload of people didn’t understand right away.

It does clarify; the “dwell” pun is the joke. Dwell meaning either “to live in” or “to think about something, especially something that is a source of unhappiness, anxiety, or dissatisfaction.”

For those that don’t get it:

Change “dwell” to “live.”

Isn’t that what fat Canadian welders read when they’re done jerking their tiny dicks off?

Trolling: 2/10

Jokes aren’t really your thing, are they...

It’s not often I’m the brunt of a Canadian joke.

You can write all that shit and not link to your blog. +1 anyway.

It’s just blackness. This country was built on the whipped-bloody backs of blacks and very many people here resent the progress the black race has made towards equality.

To his credit, Trump hasn’t gotten the nomination yet. It’s only presumed.

Arguably the Bolts series was the real challenge for the Pens and Crosby had 3 game-winning goals in that tilt. The Conn Smythe is of course a measure of all the playoffs, not just the finals.

You’re basically defining the arguments any brodouche (re: guy) uses for pretty much any confrontation.

Spoken like a true Caps fan. WTG.

Gawker lawyers: Can’t all 69 of his teammates just band together and say “We want these charges dropped?”

Yeah, seems to me that it was a hint at Vlad’s envy of his driving and related successes.

Political? Financial.