You’re asking people to not opine, which is as essential as breathing for most people.

I think TomatoFace actually probably leans left, if he could parse out his views in any kind of rational way.

Psssst: GoldenMama is a sad, lonely troll who has 50 Kinja accounts to rile people up. He carries on actual conversations between his accounts, like a normal, sane person would do.

Straya: where even inert, dead trees try to kill ya.

She hasn’t. We’re both really excited and fawn all over my new nephew but are similarly excited to leave him in the hands of mom and dad at the end of the day — which is partly why her comment was so surprising.

I noted it above in a separate comment, but she’s a travel writer who doesn’t really want kids so the (brief) fantasy was surprising.

Family Guy loved this sketch.

Absolutely agree. She’s a professional writer who doesn’t really want babies (backstory I didn’t give) so the fantasy was out of left field.

Assuming Trump doesn’t get enough delegates, this quote from an ABC article a few weeks ago (http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/conte…) specifies my question above:

My Bernie-voting girlfriend actually told me once she finds the whole “housework/mothering in a cute dress all day” romantic. Still scraping bits of my jaw up off the floor.

Does it look like that? It’s not certain at all he’ll garner enough delegates prior to July, and the GOP basically has an agile rule system in place (or new-rule-on-the-spot system) that permits them to nominate whoever they choose.

I heard that too. The one guy left the NYC GOP because of Trump’s success already.

It’s better than “The Great 8!”

I used to follow tons of sports and news accounts. I unfollowed most and now mainly follow people like @jomnysun and @buckyisotope and their ilk and Twitter is now good for a few laughs whenever I want and then I’m done. I recommend it.

This’ll go to the grays, but might help someone...

What really helps is you bitching about it in the comments section of a blog.

Perhaps, but he plays “Derek” on the eponymous Netflix series, a show about an ingenious and lovable guy who’s quite obviously intellectually challenged. A reminder to consider actions above words, when possible.

Literally burst out laughing. Thank you.

Looks more like “I didn’t do this,” no?

In a lengthy interview with journalist and former porn actress Aurora Snow...