They have a head for it... when the time comes.

Waiting for instructions from a “human operator” ... I think you mean, from the Basestar.

Because it’s giant.

As a jackalope capable of using a keyboard to type Internet comments, I agree that the least realistic thing about this movie is that a giant crocodilian somehow goes to Chicago, where it is way too cold.

SNOW CRASH!

nah, best thing to do is constantly point out that the President of the United States is a fucking horrible human being and unfit for the role that his idiot supporters have stupidly voted him into.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

Wait, he’s not going to spend an hour trading riddles with a sentient futuristic train?

“Pittsburgh fan here”

Alternative medicine is a $34 billion industry.

Well statistically , more kids are killed in gun related accidents than kids hurt by robbers.

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

Nobody every told him that they were going to let the states with black people vote.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I am not painting *you* as anything. I am also, in my way, as I mentioned up top, “a woman who supports Bernie,” although as a journalist I don’t throw my arms around any politician entirely and never will.

Can they just fire him at this point? I don’t know if it’s pride getting in the way, but he’s been daring it for months, maybe even years, now. There’s no way he forgot about ESPN giving Caitlyn Jenner an award last summer.

I was just being snarky- not anyone can be a good runner - just sayin’. Someone knocked out all my cartilage in a soccer game and apparently it doesn’t grow back. Basically can’t run anymore. Biking it is for me.

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.