If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

I would like Jezebel to post a video of Marco Rubio laying into Rex Tillerson about Russia and Vladimir Putin being a war criminal. Here it is. It’s excellent:

Yes. Idiots exist in both parties.

I love candle drama.

The worst: The Little Drummer Boy.

These days The Walking Dead is like the news. Everyone is being taken over and made to kneel to a charismatic madman who would rather play mind games than do his fucking job.

What happens in the winter on an ice or snow covered windshield?

Really? I always wash my feet. But I tend to walk around the house barefoot, so they are probably the most dirty thing about me come shower time.

Kids learn by example, not books. Love your life in a way you want your sons to live their life one day.

Travolta and Douglas come to mind as seeming family men who’d be considered a list and have had rumors swirl about their conduct.

That 1840s fashion of parting the hair down the middle, plastering it to the sides of the head, and then looping some curls or braids in front of the ears was so unfortunate. It’s, like, the 19th century Flock of Seagulls - not a good idea for anybody.

Pretty much anyone who’s ever been sexually assaulted or done anti-sexual violence prevention work is deemed “biased” in sexual assault cases, and dismissed from the jury pool due to their supposed inability to be “impartial”. They have to call 2-3x as many people for the jury pool on a rape case compared to normal. I…

I actually think “Born Leader” is better and more flattering than “Future Leader.”

I’m just hoping it’s not a sign that the greys are going away, as that’s been a pretty effective method of combating the same types of hateful actions this very post is discussing.

Lucky you. I’ve been here for years and I’m still waiting to be ungreyed.

You’ve seen a special sneak peek?

WHEEE I just bought tickets to see Bob the Drag Queen and Thorgy Thor this Friday, Squirrelfriends!

Look, what you’re looking for is a lager or some form of golden ale; the kind of beer that’s relatively low alcohol and extremely drinkable.