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“WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A CLICHE, MADAM?”

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Omg, I just tried to participate on Reddit cause I dunno. Gawker ‘bout to be dead. There is a a subreddit about seduction and it’s fuckin’ HILARIOUS to hear these ideas about what they think women want. Please take a look at this monstrosity. Not only is it lame as shit, it’s also as predictably predictable as a dick

Maybe a Sexual Chanteuse?

Can we please get Ryan Lochte out of the gene pool?

Ok, ok, ok... I’m trying my best not to be short-sighted right now, or to miss the overall WONDERFULNESS of this film and this interview, but as I have come to understand aren’t asexual and gay two different things? Like, if you aren’t engaging in intercourse for a purposeful reason while not actively being celibate

RINGER! That’s the name of it. I assume it’s a reference to the term “dead ringer” meaning an assumed twin, from the German, “doppelganger”. Etymology!

If we play nice though, does she need to do anything more after Buffy? That show is still in syndication, which earns millions annually, and each generation - much like the Slayer herself - has a new legion of fans. Also, she did two shows not too long ago: The Crazy Ones (opposite Robin Williams) and then that other

Gracias :)

I’ve heard increasing your intake of potassium is supposed to help with that. Do you have access to some bananas?

I wonder if Lochte got in to a fight and when his mom asked him about it just fabricated some story about a robbery (cause he’s not that bright) to cover tracks with his mom and then she, being a concerned and perhaps believing his story was true, told his story to the press? And he assumed Rio was crime ridden enough

She needs the good publicity and the tax break certainly doesn’t hurt. I’m glad someone else is seeing through this veiled attempt at sainthood by Miss Swift.

She said long ago that she would donate any funds she received from the resolution of this case to charity. This is not new information.

I can only imagine! I hate it when my leggings feel tight, must be way worse when a human is pushing on your bladder and hips for 9 months.

but if she thinks heartburn and gas are bad, wait until she has an actual, squalling, IRL baby!

If I may, I’d like to play Devil’s advocate here, but before I do, please know that I’m 5'3" and wear a size 12, but also am the President of a company in manufacturing. With that said...

SAME! My boyfriend and I went through a stint where we tried to grind our own coffee beans and the result was the literal weakest coffee on the planet, no matter which grind setting, or apparatus we chose.

There are so many other ways they could have incorporated underwear in to this ad in order to make it more relevant to the story.

lol

Hell YEAH Krispy Kreme.