“Persky wasn’t lenient.”

babby?

Brilliant.

Holy hell, in my initial reply to you I wrote and deleted the same thing hahaha

What a menagerie of assholes.

Hillary is going to have to pick ONE HELL of a VP to win over a lot of people.

They’re just now registering? Didn’t the deadline already pass? What state is this, if I may ask?

Honestly, it’s embarrassing. I’m wearing my Bernie shirt as I type this because I was hoping to garner so good ju-ju for my dude last night (and I sleep in t-shirts). I will always wish that this went a little differently, but for the love of Christ, people. Grow the fuck up! We have a much bigger problem on our…

Am I the only one who thought Raven-Symone was named after Nina Simone...? Didn't she argue that point after the movie debacle with whatsherface?

Good for you! Seriously. Ain’t NOBODY got time for that.

I am very much the reluctant Hillary voter but I swear to Birds on Podiums I have lost some friends the past two weeks because they said they were going to write Sanders in even after his inevitable loss in California. This was it, folks. California made their choice and we have to play along. It’s over. This is a two…

Dearest Beth,

Thank you! :)

See, so do I! And to a much larger extent than my mother...

Well, I have a video of my mom being a little drunk on our patio from a couple of years ago going on about how they’re attracted to her “sugar-blood” and I thought she was joking like “it’s cause I’m so SWEET!” but then she launched in to this weird speech about diabetes and mosquito bites. My cousin Brittany (37) and…

That is... brilliant. For realz. That is fuckin’ genius.

I am almost more intrigued by the prospect of making my own tomato powder than I am of making my own Dorito’s powder, althouth it’s so strange to see this article on this sub-blog (didn’t know about Skillet until today, but read Jez and Gawk everyday), because only a couple of months ago I easily spent an hour online…

My mom has a (wrong) theory that is has to do with her diabetes, which is entirely false. I think it’s interesting that as little as 4 years ago, I used to get bitten so badly I’d bleed and be covered in pocks, but over the past 2 years, I have rarely been bitten at all. Strange how bodies and bugs work!

PREACH. I agree 100,000,000%

I will be turning 30 at the beginning of August, so I feel you on every level, generationally speaking. Also, it’s fucking creepy that those two teachers would come to your track meets. I lived within walking distance of my high school and our road was often used by regular high school traffic, teachers and students…