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Tactical Scarf.

I have a blind friend, he jokes about his blindness from time to time, he has a good sense of humour, not so sensitive about his condition.

nah that would only work if it were a Ford dealership...

the dealership should have been renamed to Walker Texas Ranger Chevy. :)

There was one time when we inadvertently busted a drug and prostitution ring. I was working at a Dallas Chevy dealership and a group of young girls came in and flirted with one of the young sales guys. They wanted to test drive a new Z71. They loaded up and took off, and since he thought he was about to get lucky he…

actually....you're wrong on both. not in theory, but in fact....your sentiment is correct.

I cringed every time they said "we are the 99%"

That's not a gif. That's a webcam of me reading the kickstarter description on this internet computer im sitting at.

The mother of all video game novels.

No problem. I've got all sorts of jokes ready.

Having driven a Toyobaru, which would you rather own?

First lesson my wife taught me: Shoulda had a prenup.

"Well that's a relief"

I had to correct a salesman once, that was trying to sell me an RX-8 (that I bought). He said the 4 cylinder engine is really strong. I said "actually, this car doesn't have any cylinders." He was like "mmmhmmmm."

If you sell enough lipstick you can get one of these cars....

F Type Project 7 a nice subtle outline on a natural beauty.

Same reason I masturbate. I'm moderately good at it, and it's enjoyable/frustrating until I finish.