where can I get one of these stickers??

Why does Valve have an emergency eye wash station like the ones from my sophomore chemistry class? I know they're always experimenting with weird stuff. But how many of those involve acid baths?

Too much dining in Hell, not enough fighting at the Hot Gates.

This one is real. I've been working on it. Here you go -

Hands down Game of the Year for 2014.

Ford GT!! Oh wait........you didn't ask me. Sorry.

I think FoxtrotAlpha is leaking.

Don't try to dicktate to me what I can claim.

Do I want to see Rodney Dangerfield's testicles? No! Are you nuts?

Robin Williams never looked so good.

Somewhere between Yes and San Andreas Fault.

ALL OF THEM.

Jerk is one of my favorite sauces. Im so glad I found a sandwich shop that has jerk turkey, and that California Pizza kitchen has a jerk chicken pizza. Jerkin it all day every day!

Do you think she broke up with Jamie as soon as he gave her this crappy game, or did she have to play through it before realizing their relationship wasn't going to work out?

Yes, everyone go buy a Honda Civic SI. It eats Porsches for breakfast.

12:03 am 918 Owner- "So, uh, David, uh what are you wearing?" /starts giggling like a little girl