"Sure, she may have loved it. But it's definitely, definitely not for me."
Welp, you're in luck, it's not for you.

If you ever succeed, please send her the lock of my hair and all of my teeth that I have pulled that I've been trying to mail to her for ten years.

Yea but Iggy is not popular here, so I am not surprised by the one sidedness.

Eh, I dunno. Do we seriously think that Azalea Banks actually gives a shit that Iggy Azalea is appropriating black culture without speaking up about things like the Garner case or Ferguson?

Re: DuggarBow, I see this is as a GOOD thing. Why ruin two other normal people when they can just get together and have a good, old fashioned time together.

I would never argue that random property matters more than human life. Also, destroying your own neighborhood isn't equivalent to the Boston Tea Party. If you want want to fight oppression, you destroy the symbols of oppression. As far as I know, the friendly service and reasonable prices at Autozone aren't what hold…

It's like you can hear the excess saliva when they say 'females'....

You have sources saying I don't taste good?

I used to consider suicide before I got help. Mine stemmed from chronic pain, although I didn't realize it at the time. One thing that kept stopping me (call it weird, whatever), was not just the emotional suffering, but the financial one as well. My family would not receive any death benefits from Life Insurance…

At least I taste good.

I picture all of them looking like this.

I that hear if you chant "feminism" in a bathroom mirror five times the ghost of Andrea Dworkin will appear and destroy your entire pornography collection.

As a European, this is painfully true. Peanut butter M&Ms changed me.

But if they ate like we do all the time, they'd never fit in their elevators (or lifts, if you prefer).

I worked at Red Lobster for about a year as an AWFUL waiter. (I told the regurgitating clam chowder story on a previous BCO) I used to take bags of those little gold nuggets home to my roommates. I made biscuits and gravy with them, little sandwiches, crumbled them in chili, you name it. I will also NEVER be sick of…

Rachel — a beautiful, fun, hot mess of an American Apparel wet dream who would regularly take naps on the banquette at Table 30 mid-service.

On your knees is the only way to take in Jesus.

While the Supreme Court of JosephFinn may think the displays are illegal, the Supreme Court of the United States has ruled otherwise.

I have a sense of how the veracity of those documents will be viewed.