LOL the leers just made it. like i just started wheeze laughing at my desk

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

Full disclosure: I'm only pretending to be a man. I'm actually a Furby.

"See? I fucking told you so!"

I always envision the Jets, Browns, and Redskins being like the three monsters in Rampage just going around trying to smash the careers of promising young QB's to bits before anyone can stop them.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

Walter, what have you done?

These affluent fundamentalists so convinced that they are going to heaven are exactly the sort of people that Jesus was speaking to when he said "The tax collectors and the prostitutes are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you" (NIV Matthew 21:31). Also, the only people he specifically said were in danger of hell…

gonna steal "Pharisaical motherfuckers" for my own use, thanks

Merry Christmas

This is how we pull the BRAIN out! Then we replace it with a potato and a creationist is born!

More like Sexiest White Guy from America.........

Me too! Thanks Jaden!

God, you'd think they were fucking disbanding all women's sports. This is what happens when you use nouns as adjectives, people. Just don't do it - it makes everyone dumber. Just look at the idiot who used "apart" incorrectly.

I was about to say something very similar. If you know the person well it would be a big leap from 'my great friend Bob (or Bill, as it were)' to 'my friend Bob the Rapist'. This would be assuming you're not Mamma June the Ditch Pig who likes hanging out with pedos and other assorted bottom feeders.

I'm kind of in two minds about this, because I hate their homophobia but ultimately I don't think they should be forced to close their business. I hugely disagree with what they believe but I (begrudgingly) respect their right to run a business. Also it riles up all the "damn gays are ruining the country people" to…

I wouldn't worry too much about Brian Mitchell walking away. He always returns.

Factoid of the day: More zookeepers are injured by zebras than any other animal. By far.

I'm confused. The rapes happened in 1969? When Cosby was already prominent due to the Cosby Show? Should that read 1989?