But then, that "team basketball" also sucks because no one understands how to run the triangle offense, so they all resent Derek Fisher for installing it.

Because you're making the assumption that Goodell doesn't realize how stupid what he is saying sounds. I'd bet you he does, the issue is that he's not talking to you Tim, he's talking to the dimwitted mouthbreather portion of the fanbase.

Naw. His "stupid" quote was exactly what he needed to say. Goodell doesn't need to say anything smart, because the fans smart enough to realize how stupid his quotes are don't actually do jack fucking shit other than bitch on the internet.

Are you kidding me?

The most important question here is who is going to play Leslie Nielsen?

Well, I have the first one already, and the last two both sound equally appealing.

What happens if I check all the boxes?

This is the type of racism that I would have expected in like ... 2004.

What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession.

You make some good points, but your first two sentences make it really hard to get through to them.

I don't think investors actually think cheap oil is bad news for Tesla. I think that saying "investors think" a certain thing typically comes from the mouths of people who have no clue what investors are actually thinking.

I gotta say I disagree. If God exists, it's a sure bet he's been trying to convince poor people to stop playing the lottery. This might just be the latest tactic.

I disagree. This is karma telling people that by playing the lottery, they might be giving money to scumbags.

I would too. That still doesn't change anything I said.

She's a joke. She's just not joking.

Maybe, but until the rest of the world can actually do anything to put us in our place, it will continue to be the normal attitude we have about things.

Agreed. If you were born and raised to Reaganite conservatives in suburbia, went to Whiteville ISD and attended a college like Hillsdale or whatever, you might genuinely believe some of the bullshit that gets spewed by Fox News, but this particular rant is so over the top that even a true believer can't say it with…

We lived 2 hours from any major metropolitan area when I was little so getting even a grainy signal was a major test of ingenuity and flexibility. My Dad and I could have taken home the gold if they had a team version of that sport.

Eh ...

"The United States of America is awesome," she said. "We are awesome. But we've had this discussion. We've closed the book on it, and we've stopped doing it. And the reason they want to have this discussion is not to show how awesome we are. This administration wants to have this discussion to show us how we're not…