People are going to keep ragging on this game but I, for one, think it’s great that it’s almost ready to leave early access.

Yeah, sorry, the number is still just a codename that the character named James Bond uses. It’s well-supported in over 50 years of movies that someone else could use that codename rather than Bond.

Do you not understand the franchise? 007 is an agent designation. James Bond held it for a long time, but there was at least one 007 before him. How many 009's were there? Maybe you should have all the facts before kicking off your little melt-down.

Dowd gives this a B-? I’m sold. That’s essentially a Janet Maslin B+.

Why not just weigh her on the moon, though?

Why is it a bummer? What if he is happy? And who gives a shit what critics say about movies, music, whatever? If people are entertained, super. I can’t stand current music, but my kids like it, it makes them happy to listen, so who am I to judge?

BREAKING: Dwayne Johnson to star in new Werner Herzog production Grizzly Man 2: Man Bites Back. Herzog hypes the collaboration: “In all the faces of all the bears that Johnson ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only candy-ass fear.”

Four years from now, the AV Club is acquired by Google. It’s rebranded as GREAT JOB, INTERNET!!! All staff is fired and replaced by an AI that crawls Twitter and reposts the most controversial tweets with random bits of snark. On July 4, 2024, GREAT JOB, INTERNET!!! becomes sentient. Its mission is to destroy humanity…

If I had a dollar for every artist that said he, she or they claiming retirement I would have $917.

He is definitely most revered for this string of movies and most wanna forget his Halloween involvement. I am a big fan of House of a 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects, I’m hoping this one doesn’t disappoint.

Fast5 is one hell of a fun caper film.  You really should give it a chance.  

What else did you expect from a clip named “Sex Club”?  

“I have a headache.”

Difference being, Chelsea has two brain cells and doesn’t ride on mommy’s coat tails. 

Instead of letting someone - god forbid - eat during their break because - people need food - and instead SHAME them on social media in a mocking way, fuck no should she get the book deal back. She showed her colors all over the internet as a snotty jerk trying to mock an employee who ate on their break.

It really was a “mind your business” moment and she missed it. Not everything has to be put online.

Tynes ruined her own reputation. She could have used official complaint channels but instead wanted to put the worker on blast with social media and it backfired.

Can I ask a genuine question here? It sometimes seems, going by websites and whatnot, that folk in the USA are more obsessed with the general goings-on of the UK royal family than those of us in the UK are.

The freaking cartoon did this story right 25 years ago.

Doesn’t sound that surprising considering the general audience reaction to Apocalypse and the critical response to this.