If reading source material is necessary to enjoying a film, you haven’t made a very effective film.

Somebody was reviewing a movie.

That you miss the point is one thing; but as soon as you resort to childish name-calling no one can take you very seriously. I didn’t care for some of the reviewer’s sentence structure, but I appreciate an honest review.

Well, that was just poor planning.

Katie, is it hard to give a negative review to the little indies? I get the distinct impression that a lot of genre fests and writers will go out of their way to be kind to certain films, when the audience - subgenre devotees or not - can see right through it. Anyway, thanks for the honesty. I was on the fence, and…

So this is what passes for content these days, is it?

Aw, man, did they take the tower of terror and turn it into some Guardians bullshit?

Love Jeff Goldblum. But lately, the weird wonderfulness of Jeff Goldblum reactions seems to be all that we’re getting sold. There is a point where that can’t be enough.

Into the trash they go, and then I spend another 49.99 that will last me five years. Cheap doesn’t have to mean bad quality.

While listening to Bananarama?

BUT WHAT IF THE HOGS WREST CONTROL OF THE EXPLOSIVES? WHAT THEN??

Agreed, Johnson and Statham do have winning personalities. I merely meant this act of contractual teflon.

I have stared at this for far too long. Clearly Abdul missed her calling: Professional Attack Frisbee.

I remember when David Carradine refused to appear to be defeated in a fight with Chuck Norris in the classic LONE WOLF MCQUADE. Fuckin’ egos.

They all make enjoyable films, but ffs, that sounds insufferable.

He spends a lot of time looking stunned.

You’re so sad and deluded over...a movie. Good luck with real life disappointments.

This would have been a great surprise. But we live in an era of knowing almost everything up front, and the cinema experience sometimes suffers for it.

I’m probably just stinging from how bad 31 was (for me), as I really appreciated REJECTS, and thought LORDS OF SALEM deserved better than it got.

This is the only time I’ve said something like that, though, so I didn’t understand why I was getting dumped on like I had been at it for years. Maybe you could approach it more generally, rather than attacking, which, understandably, puts people on the defensive.