I'm terrified and furious but really not surprised. THESE ARE THE RAMIFICATIONS OF SAYING CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE YOU FUCKWADS.

Maybe, but I do. One thing I like about the Gawker network is a lot of the writers are around my age and when they go nostalgic it generally resonates with me. So get off/join me on my lawn as appropriate :)

Part of me wants to pretend this was the very last challenge on the very last episode of Double Dare and they are just emptying the prize vault as one kick ass prize.

"back and forth motion"

Another reason cops should have to be recorded at all times a'la End of Watch. Cops should always be forced to show evidence of any charge, always. If people are supposed to have any sort of authority a higher standards should be included no matter what.

This is another reason police should have be video recording everything, for our protection as well as theirs. The fact that it's been proven constantly that trumped up charges against people are used so easily by police is just more reason why they should have evidence of all their actions on the job.

Police should…

Resisting Arrest is what they like to charge people with when they get caught attacking someone who didn't commit a crime. "oh, you didn't do anything wrong but I need a reason to have grabbed you by the hair, yeah you resisted arrest". Shouldn't it be a person's right to non-violently resist an unjustified arrest?

Strikes me as a little unfair speculation but, you know, whatevs.

ALPHA AS FUCK.

Not an eye roll, but still. Works for me.

It's true because little girls commit the vast majority of violent crime

Sorry to state the obvious, but "morally underdeveloped, hateful, jealous, little minds" is a great way to describe the people on Fox News.

And he appears to be dating Sarah Paulson who is fucking fantastic.

i felt anxious just watching those reactions. that horrific scream haunts my dreams.

Yeah, this reads much more like a kid with a mental illness that happened to get fixated on a meme, rather than a kid who just had an unhealthy hobby. I read elsewhere that apparently she "spoke" to Slender Man — that's a kid with an untreated, severe mental illness.

"feeling like no one attracted to you and people think you're a creep sucks."

I used to share a dressing room with her at the drag bar Lucky Cheng's (I hosted a burlesque show/bio-queen), she's an amazing creature. I hope the world is ready t hear what she has to say. Her twin brother is also lovely.

I love these. I had always pictured Paul as an annoying busybody.

St. Paul's Letter to the Editor: "I find that kids these days are far too noisy, with their skateboards and their rap music."

my sister is a stripper and once got tipped with one of those fake bible dollars disguised as a Benjamin. That guy got thrown out.