But you get a free frogurt with every visit!

The A.V. Club

I heard that Megyn Kelly is taking over the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. reviews from Sava.

Because you touch yourself.

Today, December 7, 2015 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the Commonwealth of Australia.

I could have sworn that he was half Sleestak.

Oh, I get it! I get jokes.

I imagined it being said in a Cockney accent, but it does sound much better in Scruffy's voice.

How can it be hell, when you'll have all of us for company? Just think, we can repeat the same tired memes forever and ever and ever.

IT WAS THE GUN WOT WON IT

Genuinely made me lol.

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PHYSICS KILLS PEOPLE!

Mad Magazine circa 1989 called, they want their pun back.

That was always my favorite X-Men comic.

He plays for Juventus.

When I think of a young Han Solo there's one person that comes to mind. You guessed it - Frank Stallone!

The frogurt contains potassium benzoate.

But if you ask her you get a free frogurt!

KILLERS KILL WOT DONNIE'S DUST DEMANDS

I resemble two out of those three adjectives.