None. None more college.

Folks, we got a two-tailgate truck.

You know what? I’m planning on doing the EXACT same thing, but mine will have a camper bed option, factory super swamper option, foldable front bench seats, a light bar, AND it will start at $5000 less.

A good reply

GM earned one of the best back handed compliments I’ve ever heard: “they’ll run like shit longer than most cars will run at all”.

That’s been my experience with GM vehicles.  They'll keep developing quirks, but they'll also keep running.  To the point that you're hoping for it to finally die so you have an excuse to buy something less quirky.

What the fuck is wrong with hating kids? They're stupid and annoying. 

OK look, here’s the deal. I came to this realization when having to sit in an airport next to too many snot-nosed screaming shitmonsters on my last vacation (pro-tip, never, EVER fly through Orlando): You parents don’t understand what a non-parent’s base level is. I know that you “think your little Jr is behaving far,…

If I wanted to have dinner with children, I’d have had children.

I like children. I just can’t eat a whole one.

She never should have taken it. She never should have published the results after taking it. She never should have ignored the backlash for publishing the results.

Yes. Correct.

“Mr. Pang? There's an Uncle Ben on the phone for you. He says you're going to want to take his call."

Yeah, Big Rice Lobby is paying us hundreds of dollars a month for product placement. You got us!

So buy some cheap butter and get to.

You are indeed overreacting, Sam. You can tell because you had to include this part:

Yup, from Winnipeg, lived in Whitehorse.  Perfectly reasonable attire.

Ditto. It looks like a warm day.

Yeah, was thinking the same thing.  Plus, if there’s snowfall, it really ain’t that cold.

Lighthouse keeper, sure, but no way I would run an inn. Waiting on people, putting up with their demands and complaints? Cleaning up after them, being polite and smiley all the time. No thank you!!! What’s the point of living on a remote island if you have to be a maid to a bunch of people?