A well employed eye roll goes a long way to mentally disarming grown man-babies. Source: I am a commercial truck driver and as such am surrounded by these doofuses, haven't been shot over backing a guys hooked set out of the way of my door yet.

Wouldn’t Occam’s razor dictate Hershey’s has skimped on something yet again and this is the end result? They’ve probably puffed .0001% more air into the mixture and it’s made it more fragile or some other cost cutting BS.

Well, northern states also kinda don’t want to draw attention to the fact that their primary motivation wasn’t exactly over slavery, either. Hell, when Abraham Lincoln finally issued the Emancipation Proclamation, it only applied to the states that seceded, and even that was considered incredibly controversial.

Hence…

I remember growing up in SC and year after year having to answer some variation of this question on a test: “What was the true reason for the Civil War?” and the answer was NOT supposed to be slavery. Sometimes you would have to list a bunch of reasons, and you could include slavery but it wasn’t the *main* one. I…

Because you have schools teaching that it was about state’s rights and calling it the war of northern aggression.   I’ve have heard this bullshit more times than I care to count.   

For once you are not wrong.

He hates these tires!

Eh. Semantics. “Country” =/= “Country Radio”

The race is still in a dead heat though when it comes to douchebags wearing Patagonia who won’t shut the fuck up about what craft brew is craftiest

Well that is a reasonable assumption about reasonable people. Those are few and far between.

But across the globe, young peoples’ obsession with expensive outerwear is distracting enough to have prompted one high school in the UK to ban Moncler and Canada Goose completely, calling it “poverty-proofing.”

“Anyone who wants to get rich making beer is retarded.”

“I think it would be nice if your meal came with a side salad and six french fries.”

Take it away, Dr. Eric Rimm, professor in the departments of epidemiology and nutrition at the Harvard T. H. Chan School of Public Health and killer of joy: “There aren’t a lot of people who are sending back three-quarters of an order of french fries. I think it would be nice if your meal came with a side salad and…

FTFY

The brodozer crowd is going to love it; this thing conveys the right kind of overcompensating macho aggression. It’s for guys who want to show the world that they’re not like every other boring suburbanite: they’re real men who bought the most inefficient vehicle available for getting stuck in rush hour traffic. …

A low beam that’s physically, substantially below the high beam? Sold. Cash for Clunkers right now on every truck that isn’t like this. #SaveTheCompactCarDrivers

LOL, I stopped reading after this sentence.

The oven really is the best way to cook bacon.

If you aspire to open a brewery, you have a lot to learn. You go from ignoring the law to outright ignorance about commercial trub kegs.