The best advice for depreciating luxury items is this: if you can’t afford to pay cash, you can’t afford that car. Anything more than a $5k car is luxury.

What always gets me is the “but I can’t afford to have a car that breaks down” excuse. So instead of risking a potential $2k repair bill on the car they own, they spend $20k on a new car.

Only Chrissy Teigan, I’m sure.

Fuck no.

Yeah, I was talking about purity contango. The ARP2/tomato connection can't be a coincidence though. Especially since ARP2 replied to purity's first comment from it's account.

Inception!

Good catch...

I'm thinking you may be replying to TomatoFace.

It’s a functional rally beast and a zero f’s trollmobile all in one. Everything that is wrong about it is so right. And it is BROWN. This vehicle is the hero Jalopnik both deserves and needs.

A 6 pack of Bic’s is like 4 bucks. Get the mini’s if you want. It takes my massive pot head BIL an impressive amount of time to kill just one, a couple backups would be all you’d ever need.

A 6 pack of Bic’s is like 4 bucks. Get the mini’s if you want. It takes my massive pot head BIL an impressive amount…

man you have a PhD in cookies

Don’t forget that it’s the ideal place to ash your cigarette when it’s cold and don’t want to open your window. 

I was just teasing, of course. :)

From time to time, I would zone out in the BMW and find myself 10 miles down the highway still in 5th gear.

Don’t have any of that shit in your bedroom.

Yeah, shame on him for writing what we all secretly feel!

“I was having a shit."

To say he’s anything less than a phenomenal musician is absurd.

The friend I have that knows more about hiphop than anyone I know doesn’t consider him a rapper nor his genre hiphop.

Don’t disrespect Uncle Luke like that. Kanye is mega talented, but his ego got him blinded to the fact that he needs to stay in his fucking lane.

He really is... all that.