The Pacifiquita?

Psssst... It’s Trump. 

Ha! Fuck ‘em.

What is hot sauce made from?  You got it...peppers

Scrambled eggs are basically a tasteless vehicle for pepper anyway. 

“Addicted to your daily cup (or two) of coffee?”

I can do dressing and talking like a pirate

Homebrewer tip: PBW (Powdered Brewery Wash) also clears up glassware. Dishwasher etching, hard water spots, etc.  Once a year, I give all my glasses a soak. 

You are outside your goddamned mind. Almond Joy’s are fucking delicious.

Elon can smoke all the pot he wants as long as he hits his Tesla production goals and stops using Twitter.

Smoked Salmon vodka is for Bloody Marys and scaring your Outside relatives who keep asking about seeing the Northern Lights.

HooDoo! Silver Gulch! Ursa! And I think we get to claim the ones in Talkeetna and Healy! I will say that Devil’s Club down here in Juneau makes a tasty milk stout.

Could be worse.  Could be wrecked, scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, and diced.

Narrator:  “It wasn’t.”

Mmmmm....lard drizzle

If you are making carnitas and you are searing/broiling it with anything other than lard, you aren’t making carnitas. 

Did we consider the quantum state of the pork butt?

I always add extra space-time.

Water: 5 ingredients