yes it does.

The headline suggests that he’s the one that called it a “distraction” but I don’t think this is an example of the usual “coach downplays seriousness of a rape because basketball is more important” thing. The reporter ASKED if it was a distraction, and he basically responded, “Yes it is, but the police’s work in…

This headline, while scrupulously accurate, reads kind of clickbaity to me. I rushed in here ready to unload my spiel about the evils of big time college sports and the assholes who coach it, but in the excerpts here Self comes across pretty well, I think. He answers the distraction question in a way that at least…

shut the fuck up

This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

Lol, you admitted to watching PTI every day.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

Patrick Redford: The Worst Ranker on the Internet

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

No, because laser lights are stupid and tacky and make your house look like shit. Just stop it.

No, because laser lights are stupid and tacky and make your house look like shit. Just stop it.

While this may be a bit of an exaggeration, I feel you also left something out:

Trump hasn’t even been inaugurated yet, and already the peasantry is being forced to entertain the plutocracy in order to obtain their very sustenance.

So the fact that the defending-champion Cavs had three superstars in LeBron, Kyrie and Love and no serious competition in the East was fine with you, in terms of rooting for them, but the addition of 35-year-old Kyle Korver as a three-point specialist is too much?

Cool. We’ll call last night a tie and take the gold on aggregate.

It’s less of a chili and more of a spiced meat sauce. It’s also delicious.

Skyline Chili? The Hawks made the trade with the Cleveland Cavaliers not the Cincinnati Royals. No one north of Dayton eats that soup, errrrr I mean chili.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

Looked like a normal Rondo three pointer

This conversation needed a shitty hot take, thanks