It’s all fine and good with Torts until he benches Saad for 6 games for not blocking a shot. The man is insane.

I used to work security at concerts while in college back in the mid 90's, which was odd considering I’m not a big guy. It was me, my even smaller brother, and a few dozen huge fucking guys who played football at SU.

20 years, 8 playoff appearances, 2 Playoff Series wins, 6 owners, 3 rejected owners, 1 protracted bankruptcy, Hundreds of millions of dollars in losses, various Glendale city services cancelled...

Wow... Arizona is the hockey news posted here? Ari-fucking-zona? Of all the NHL stories, the fucking Coyotes?

Yeah, and is the Oregon in question like the state, or maybe Oregon, Arkansas?

He was muslim, yah dingus.

My mom owns me online constantly.

Where is your and the authors safe space from behind the back passes?

should have called it The Assholes

the guys weren’t even that nice

This is an awful opinion.

and who the fuck drinks milk with pizza? I understand they wanted to finish the perishable goods before going on vacation, but why does that matter to them after dropping 120 bucks on pizza in the early 90s?

Update: He broke his leg.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

A guy who has 4 rings on his hand by playing a grand total 1,256 minutes in those seasons should know all about entitlement.

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer complained about my generation, maybe I could afford to buy a house in the market they destroyed.

Your joke gets a sad trombone. A sad, rusty trombone.

Swing and a miss.

Grayson by far. It’s the Grayson Allen of names.

Hey look, an Iowa fan.