Might secretly be the hottest take on Deadspin.

This is just a hint of how out-of-touch coastal bloggers are with the rest of the nation.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Get over yourself.

Safety Mike Mitchell took an uncalled cheap shot at him when he was already down on the turf in the second quarter

“BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HOLD ANYTHING BACK, BRENT!!!”

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.

They do. Would of helped if they didn’t lose by fucking 40

Didn’t want him to get the wrong idea.

Fuck Gus Johnson, fuck Penn State, fuck Joe Paterno, and fuck Donald Trump (just because).

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Yeah, no change.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

Even worse is the fact that he used rye bread.

Actually, no. Paul Konerko hit one in 2005 for the Sox.