Don’t do that. A lot of people cared, and Obama was criticized soundly when he stepped up deportations.

Oh, oh there it is, there’s why I have a Katy Perry aversion. For most of her career she’s just seemed so...behind. She makes a Thing, whether music, a video, what have you, and it always makes me think, ‘oh, you’ve finally gotten here? You’re finally with the rest of us? I mean, I guess it’s the journey, not the…

Yes, let us reject those who only recently decided to agree with us. They are not the true believers of ‘woke’ but blasphemers in sheep’s clothing! I say we ridicule them for now agreeing and therefore discourage them from taking part. How dare they only agree with us now and not before!

In fairness, she mentions “the strain of playing year-round” and the physical toll it has taken. A lot of WNBA players play overseas once the season ends. I don’t think it’s fair to equate a profession that requires year-round strenuous physical activity and training to being an accountant.

Agreed that her “98%” figure is so absurd that it seems to speak to a resentment of her lesbian teammates. Probably something her teammates and others in the league picked up on quickly, and didn’t appreciate.

HOT TAKE: can’t stand Katy Perry and her wretched music. I know that earth is actually a hellhole when forced to hear “Firework”

I agree with you, also, I do not understand why, when Broadway exists, do they need to put in a musical movie an actress who does not sing

Yea, its an emotional roller coaster.

I never found monogamy hard.

I know I am going to sound ancient (which I am), but I think ScarJo simply hasn’t found a right man yet. It may take a relationship or three, but there are incredible people out there. Today marks the 21st anniversary of me getting married to one of these folks.

Maaaaaan.

hahaha what a weirdo! well done! I like how it’s all satire until the last paragraph which is a very serious paragraph about the hottest thing imaginable in any scenario. really well done.

“Handsome man decides he is out of the woods; releases anemic twin from burden of living in attic as spare organ vessel.”

Not at all, actually. I don’t think I can explain this well, and it will probably sound super offensive, but I suspect that for those people who are bothered by this type of thing a pretty black woman being romanced by a handsome white dude (you know at least 50% of her stable of suitors will be white) is going to be…

After 21 seasons, the producers should be fucking ASHAMED of themselves that it has taken this long!! Its almost annoying that they are making such a big deal about the announcement, when it should really be a “Hey America, we are the worst. We’re really sorry. We don’t even deserve Rachel”.  

Gabrielle shoots from outside the key and *SWHOOSH* - 3 point shot!

IDK-I think Adele did fine. I feel like that would be condescending or something. (Calling up Beyonce and giving her the Grammy I mean).

You think Adele should have given Beyonce her award?

I still can’t comprehend that Taylor Swift has 2 AOTY awards and Beyonce has 0.