As the Democratic party attempts to peel itself off the floor,

Graham likes to make noise, but when push comes to shove he’ll always vote for conservative assholery.

Trump hasn’t earned anyone’s respect though. Here’s what Teddy Roosevelt had to say about criticizing the president:

Wow, we should all listen to this Magical Color-Changing Woman! (I saw that edit. lmao)

They’ve enacted this Muslim ban knowing full well that it would be unenforceable but they didn’t care because they knew (rightfully) that it would be the only thing we talk about for a week. That way nobody pays much attention to all of the other horrible shit they’re doing like gutting Dodd-Frank, getting back to…

Oh, Tomato Face. You old fruit/vegetable troll, you.

And this is Nermal.

Fuck you. One class does not make you an expert on working in a prison. You have no idea how things really are. I never advocate being shitty to anyone but the job wears you down. Yeah, we can be assholes but we can also be the good guys if you give us a chance. Most of us are just enforcing the rules like we’re…

Delaware isn’t even a real place. It only exists when someone from out of state is there to physically observe it...and then...it only exists for that person.

The Dems and Obama played it stupidly.

Also Jill Stein, Berniebros, Gary Fucking Johnson and Susan Sarandon

I really hope she calls out all the sexist shit she had to wade through... especially the sexist shit from the left.

i sent a similar group text. no response.

Hasn’t she also written about how she hates body-positivity? I can’t find links, but I seem to remember that being a thing of hers.

She looks like she smells like Russell Brand’s armpits mixed with Britney Spears’ Fantasy perfume.

He received over 90% of The Blacks. Alternative statistics.

I find it laughable that he derides the press for being unfair. He could be getting it so much worse. He’s a fucking moron and they pretend like what he says is rational and coherent.

I’ve heard drunk guys* slurring to an annoyed woman at a bar make more sense, indeed a more compelling argument than this.

What are the odds that he could name five more black people, living or deceased?

Well, the election, it came out really well. Next time we’ll triple the number or quadruple it. We want to get it over 51, right? At least 51.